Meet Bad Santa — your cheeky stress-relief sidekick for the festive season. Squeeze him and he’ll cobble out one of five hilariously naughty holiday phrases (“Son of a nutcracker,” “Merry Christmas you filthy animal,” “Go elf yourself,” “Have a crappy Christmas,” and “Jingle my bells”) just when holiday chaos hits. Ideal for sneaky desk relief or as a tongue-in-cheek stocking filler for adults with a sense of humour.
